Joke of the Week

Jim, about to tee off felt a tap on his shoulder and a man handed him a card that read "I am mute. I am a fairly good golfer. May I play along, please?"

Jim, angry that this man would dare interrupt him, gave the card back, and communicated that "No, he may NOT play along, and made some gesture indicating that he was not interested in playing with someone like the mute."

Jim whacked the ball onto the fairway and left the tee toward the green.

Just as he was about to hit his second shot, Jim was hit in the head with a golf ball, laying him out cold.

When he came to a few minutes later, he looked around and saw the mute sternly looking at him, one hand on his hip, the other hand holding up 4 fingers.